Adobong Atay - La Familia de los hijos de Bigote

2003-04-15T11:42:00.000-07:00

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! Once again, after more or less 3 months, ADOBONG ATAY has been revived! The liver lives again.
Hmm... It's holy week... but why are their hundreds (or thousands) of people flocking to the malls? Is it the heat? Noooooooooo.... Looks like the Filipino people have made holy week into holidays. Ain't life a bitch, huh. Makes me wonder how it will be 5 years from now...
WAIT A FREAKIN' MINUTE!!! I got it! Dumami ang mga Muslim sa mga malls! Now I get it... (no offense against the Muslims, of course. But if you are a Christian mall-goer on holy week - like me - sana tamaan kayo) :)
Mabuhay ang Matanglawin!!! I'm gonna be elected as the Grand Emperor de los Matanglawin con Hijas de Tomate. And as my first law.... I declare that Adobong Atay should be the National Dish! MWAHAHAHA!!!
On a more serious note... It's funny how love can change people. I'm in love right now... (yes, girls, I'm taken. Yes, boys, stay away.) and I've changed a lot. For the good, mind you. It's one of life's greatest mysteries, how these changes happen... Don't ask me, I'm just a victim.
I'm promising myself that I'll never let her go. In fact, I wanna get married to her. I would right now if I had the money, degree and a regular high-paying job (and if I'm of the legal age for marrying). I need to win the lottery, I swear.
O yeah, I need a car, too. I hope you know this, Ma.
Anyway, I gotta go... I need to meet my sweetiepie in my dreams. 'Til next time, ta ta...

2003-01-28T08:58:00.000-08:00

Ever felt wasted the whole day? this is what I get for being so amused with CD burning. Shit. I hope I get enough sleep later...
Today is a special day... Angelo & I founded a new order of Martial Arts... it's called Chi-Nelahs, coming from the root words Chi (chinese) meaning power and Nelahs (swahili-bohemian) meaning worthless. Therefore Chi-Nelahs is the art of worthless power.
Yes, something like that of GMA's.
I passed by Megamall a while ago in my desperate (and pathetic) search for a photocopyer. Of course, the first store that came to mind was National Bookstore. When I got there (from SBC which is in Building B to Nat'l, Building A), I found out that their photocopying services were already closed (at 7:30 pm - sheesh). The guard then pointed me to Goodwill Bookstore. So I walked further down Building A only to find out that their photocopying machine was out of order. I was then directed to the basement level, where I finally found a photocopying service. Dig this: I was charged P2.25 per short, black & white page. Talk about galunggong and the World Meeting of Families. I know that there isn't any connection at all, but hey, I did insert those issues in my senseless rambling, didn't I?
I feel sorry for the Church... I have nothing against gays and lesbians, but why do they (the latter) have to blow up the issue of the Church's alleged unacceptance of them? Look at it this way: the Church organized the event, and these bored people come up and ask (amidst the flashes of misused Nikon cameras and low-tech radios) if they're also invited. Man, if these people wanted popularity, why don't they take the Oblation Run instead?
This is why our country fails at reaching a higher progress level. Crabs. Goddammit, these crabs should just swim in boiling butter until they turn orange. Then you open up the shell, get out the meat, scoop the aligue with your index finger and lick it off...
God, I'm craving for crabs. No, not the sickness, you fool.

2003-01-27T09:31:00.000-08:00

It feels wonderful coming up with weird, twisted concepts. I'm really excited about shooting my short film... & I'm kinda hoping that I get a Palanca for this. Hehe. Magaling ka, Quark, but this short film will make your "A Date with Jao Mapa" look like an amateur flick. Mwahahaha! Just kidding. :)
Let's see... A.D.S. says that they wanna support a candidate for the 2004 elections. I feel sad... this, ladies and gentlemen, is a new low for A.D.S. Goddammit, what are they trying to do by executing this plan? Proving that Ateneans, ultimately, are mindless? And I thought that they were intelligent.
I have a long test in less than 8 hours and I haven't studied. Shit. O well... burning CDs is more fun anyway. Hehe.
GUESS WHAT??? My mom's gonna cook ADOBONG ATAY later this morning! WHOOPEEE!!!!! Now THAT is what I call an INSPIRATION!!!

2003-01-26T06:28:00.000-08:00

I finally have a blog. HAH! Friends, Romans, Corinthians... lend me your ears, that I may bite them off as Tyson did through his tears!
All that I input here are my opinions, so to all those who oppose... F*CK YOU, LOSERS!!! Oops... I didn't really mean that. What I meant to say was F*CK YOU, FOOLS!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! I don't really wish that you like my blog. It's not yours anyway. Beh. What I do hope is that this blog will twist your mind so bad that you'd see the truth (hidden by the pathetic "Atenean Lifestyle") that Ateneo de Manila University, PAASCU for short, is on its way to the fiery depths of Hell. Mabuhay ang karapatang kumain ng atay!!! 'Ika nga ni Leo Angelo Nery (3-BS ComTech), "Liver is the best way to die."
There isn't much in this blog. It's not worth your time. But since your time is worthless, you can come in.
What is it with Ateneans and Oprah Winfrey? God damn it, she's pro-war! And the bastards are defending her. There goes our future leaders. O yeah, they're defending the US' decision of bombing Tokyo during the 2nd World War. They said that it's a justified way of getting back at the japs for bombing Pearl Harbor. C'mon people... Pearl Harbor war a Military Installation. Tokyo was a Civilian City. Shit, how MINDLESS can people get nowadays?